Lyrics

I'M GONNA LEARN TO TALK FRENCH AND I'M GONNA RUN AWAY
I'M GONNA GET MYSELF TO PARIS AND SOME LITTLE CAFÉ
I'M GONNA FIND MYSELF A WOMAN WHO CAN PARLEZ VOUS
AND I'LL BET SHE TREATS ME BETTER THAN YOU

SHE'LL HAVE POUTY RED LIPS AND A BLACK BERET
PROBABLY SMOKES A COUPLE PACK OF GAULOISES A DAY
SHE'LL TAKE ME TO THE EIFFEL TOWER JUST TO DIG THE VIEW
AND I'LL BET SHE TREATS ME BETTER THAN YOU
BETTER THAN YOU

I'M GONNA TAKE ME A SHOVEL OUT TO MY BACK YARD
DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, MAN, IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD
JUMP RIGHT IN, POP OUT IN PEKING
FIND MYSELF A WOMAN WHO WILL DO MY BIDDING
SHE'LL COOK UP SOME EGG ROLLS AND SOME LO MEIN, TOO
AND I'LL BET SHE TREATS ME BETTER THAN YOU
BETTER THAN YOU

NOW, IF YOU START WONDERING WHERE I WENT
YOU CAN JUST CALL UP THE PRESIDENT
SHE'S GONNA GIVE ME THE POST I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
WHEN SHE MAKES ME THE AMBASSADOR OF LOVE
THE AMBASSADOR OF LOVE

SO I'M GONNA TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD
MAKING SWEET LOVE TO ALL THE FOREIGN GIRLS
ONE BY ONE, THEY'RE GONNA FALL FOR ME
WITHOUT REGARD TO RACE OR NATIONALITY
I'LL BE PROFUSE IN MY GRATITUDE
AND I'LL BET THEY TREAT ME BETTER THAN YOU
BETTER THAN YOU